Tech support horror thread? Tech support horror thread.
Share your stories.
>be me
>work at mid-sized software company
>IT support
>some new guy gets a job as a programmer
>claims he has worked at very big projects before
>can't name them
>fast forward 2 weeks
>calls me and claims his computer is crashing every few minutes
>walk up to his desk and watch him work until it crashes again
>have leenux on a stick with me at all times
>boot it up
>ask him if he's been visiting any kind of not-so-legit websites
>"No man, I'm clean"
>gets sweaty and nervous once I browse trough the personal files
>Downloads folder has multiple zip's with cryptic names inside them
>"I dunno man, they were always there"
>one of them is 163GB big
>opening it takes almost 10 minutes
>tons of folders with russian names
>all of them are filled with videos of sheeps being shaved for whatever reason