My life fucking sucks and I
>live in small town
>work in fast food because I
>coworker is a cynical asshole who constantly mocks me and will one day do something fucking amazing with his life
>boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse
>Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent
>All we ever do is dumb shit
>keep failing my driver
>The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea
>>763505394
Fuck you for this
Bro your life sounds amazing SpongeBob.